1 00:00:02,293 --> 00:00:03,463 Man on TV: I've never raised 2 00:00:03,545 --> 00:00:04,625 a little brother and sister. 3 00:00:04,713 --> 00:00:05,843 Woman: Your dad bit me last 4 00:00:05,922 --> 00:00:06,002 night, and they don't allow 5 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:06,670 night, and they don't allow 6 00:00:06,756 --> 00:00:07,756 vampires at the prom. 7 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:08,931 Keenan, you're in the exact 8 00:00:09,008 --> 00:00:10,048 same place you were in when I 9 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:10,925 left this morning. 10 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:12,000 Are you ever going to put on 11 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:12,050 are you ever going to put on 12 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:12,847 some clothes? 13 00:00:12,929 --> 00:00:14,059 Pajamas are clothes. 14 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:16,179 It's a beautiful day out. 15 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:17,766 Why don't you go outside and do 16 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:18,001 something? 17 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:18,480 Something? 18 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:19,810 I have four hours left of TV 19 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:20,604 time, and I'm using them to 20 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:21,937 watch "vampire high." 21 00:00:22,021 --> 00:00:22,981 [ Sighs ] 22 00:00:23,064 --> 00:00:24,004 Hey, how was basketball 23 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,110 hey, how was basketball 24 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:25,821 practice? 25 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:26,900 It was fine. 26 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:28,445 They want to move me from center 27 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:29,488 to small forward. 28 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:30,001 Yeah, and she doesn't want 29 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,200 Yeah, and she doesn't want 30 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:33,282 to move. 31 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:34,526 Keenan. 32 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:35,997 Keenan, we're talking, man. 33 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Keenan, we're talking, man. 34 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:38,158 Ooh! "Vampire high." 35 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:40,326 Hey, did Cody get a date for 36 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:41,075 the prom? 37 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:41,916 Wouldn't know. 38 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:42,790 I couldn't hear over 39 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:43,836 the talking. 40 00:00:43,918 --> 00:00:44,878 Keenan. 41 00:00:44,961 --> 00:00:46,551 Carla, can I talk to you for 42 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:47,259 a second? 43 00:00:47,338 --> 00:00:47,998 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. 44 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:48,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. 45 00:00:48,798 --> 00:00:50,048 Hey, why is that cheerleader 46 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,803 rubbing garlic on her pom-poms? 47 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:52,465 Because she goes to 48 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:53,852 vampire high. 49 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:53,998 Mm. Smart. 50 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,220 Mm. Smart. 51 00:00:59,642 --> 00:01:00,002 Hey. 52 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,390 Hey. 53 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:02,398 You know your son is lazy, 54 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:03,689 right? 55 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:04,982 [ Laughs ] Okay, great. 56 00:01:05,064 --> 00:01:06,004 So when he gets all "as," he's 57 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:06,940 so when he gets all "as," he's 58 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:08,565 your son, and when he's lazy, 59 00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:09,281 he's mine? 60 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:10,700 Look, when I was his age, I 61 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:11,529 couldn't wait to get out on 62 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:12,003 a Saturday afternoon. 63 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:12,950 A Saturday afternoon. 64 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:14,161 But this dude would rather sit 65 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,070 there and watch TV. 66 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:16,488 Alex, come on, he only gets 67 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:17,536 10 hours of TV a week. 68 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:17,999 He's got a few left. 69 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:18,540 He's got a few left. 70 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:19,540 Just let him have it. 71 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:20,661 He needs to be doing 72 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:21,367 something. 73 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:22,576 You know, he got too much idle 74 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:23,205 time. 75 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:24,001 He was on the soccer team. 76 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:24,330 He was on the soccer team. 77 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:25,337 That was months ago. 78 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:26,628 Kids need to be active year 79 00:01:26,711 --> 00:01:27,251 round. 80 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:28,377 He needs to get out the house 81 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:29,053 more. 82 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:30,000 Oh, you know, now that you 83 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:30,220 Oh, you know, now that you 84 00:01:30,298 --> 00:01:31,928 mention it, it was really nice 85 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:33,428 when y'all were gone and I got 86 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:34,550 me time around here. 87 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:35,386 This isn't about me time. 88 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:36,000 Do you want me to agree with 89 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,600 Do you want me to agree with 90 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:38,350 you or not? 91 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:39,141 Good point. 92 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:39,854 Right. 93 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:40,933 Hey, Keenan. 94 00:01:41,017 --> 00:01:41,677 Mommy needs mommy time. 95 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:41,998 Yeah, but you can't -- 96 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,230 Yeah, but you can't -- 97 00:01:43,311 --> 00:01:44,311 Hey, what's up? 98 00:01:44,395 --> 00:01:45,355 Hey, Keenan, your mom and I 99 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:47,438 want you to be a little more 100 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:48,004 physically active. 101 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:48,480 Physically active. 102 00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:49,226 Did I do? 103 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:50,237 Why am I being punished? 104 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:51,318 Oh, no, no, no, sweetie, 105 00:01:51,402 --> 00:01:52,492 you're not being punished. 106 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:53,780 We just want you guys to keep 107 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:54,003 busy. 108 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:54,410 Busy. 109 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:55,489 Why can't I clean just my 110 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:56,373 room or something? 111 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:57,489 Come on, man, it'll be fun. 112 00:01:57,575 --> 00:01:58,825 Tomorrow, I'm going to take you 113 00:01:58,910 --> 00:01:59,660 down to the recreation center, 114 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:00,004 and you're going to sign up for 115 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,450 and you're going to sign up for 116 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:02,788 some kind of athletic program. 117 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:03,832 But I don't -- 118 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:04,665 But nothing. 119 00:02:04,749 --> 00:02:05,999 When I was your age, I played 120 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:06,040 when I was your age, I played 121 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:07,585 football, I was on the swim 122 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:08,749 team, and I wrestled. 123 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:09,547 Yeah, look at all this. 124 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:11,459 I'm in excellent shape. 125 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:11,998 Yeah? 126 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:12,170 Yeah? 127 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:13,377 Watch how many push-ups 128 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:14,086 I can do. 129 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:15,585 Okay, let's see. 130 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:16,467 One... 131 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:17,803 That's good. 132 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:17,997 Two, three. 133 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,430 Two, three. 134 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:20,564 Wow, you are in great shape, 135 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:21,810 Keenan. 136 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:22,641 Like I said. 137 00:02:22,725 --> 00:02:23,515 You're in such great shape, 138 00:02:23,601 --> 00:02:24,001 instead of me driving you to the 139 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,600 instead of me driving you to the 140 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,017 rec center, you can walk. 141 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:29,185 [ Laughing ] 142 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:30,004 ♪ ah ah ah ah ♪ 143 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,110 ♪ ah ah ah ah ♪ 144 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:36,003 ♪ ah ah ah ah ♪ 145 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,070 ♪ ah ah ah ah ♪ 146 00:02:37,156 --> 00:02:39,446 ♪ ah ah ah ah ♪ 147 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:41,494 ♪ ah ah ah ♪ 148 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:41,998 ♪ ah ah ah ah ♪ 149 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,500 ♪ ah ah ah ah ♪ 150 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,129 And the cow was returned to 151 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:47,998 its natural owner. 152 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:48,630 Its natural owner. 153 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:49,500 [ Laughs ] 154 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,166 Good morning, Ms. Helen. 155 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:52,304 Oh, good morning, Gabriella. 156 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:54,000 Have you met Boris, our new 157 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:54,970 have you met Boris, our new 158 00:02:55,049 --> 00:02:55,929 delivery guy? 159 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,389 Oh, no, nice to meet you. 160 00:02:57,468 --> 00:02:58,338 Same to you. 161 00:02:58,428 --> 00:02:59,298 Is Carla alone in her office? 162 00:02:59,387 --> 00:02:59,997 Yes. 163 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:00,890 Yes. 164 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:03,432 So I don't want anything else 165 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,476 to do with any animals. 166 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,000 Ho! 167 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,940 Ho! 168 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,061 Carla, do I have anything in 169 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:10,858 my teeth? 170 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:11,400 No. 171 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:12,002 Okay, how's my breath. 172 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:12,780 Okay, how's my breath. 173 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:13,479 Okay, wow. 174 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:14,688 It smells like coffee. 175 00:03:14,777 --> 00:03:15,567 Oh, give me a mint, please. 176 00:03:15,653 --> 00:03:17,363 Hurry! Come on, come on! 177 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:17,997 Okay, okay. 178 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:18,160 Okay, okay. 179 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:18,819 What is going on? 180 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:21,077 Oh, Carla, the most gorgeous 181 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:22,579 man is at Ms. Helen's desk. 182 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:23,700 He's so gorgeous. 183 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:23,996 I think a little extra cleave... 184 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,540 I think a little extra cleave... 185 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:26,042 Okay. 186 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:27,422 Ought to do the trick. 187 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:27,958 Gabby. 188 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,751 [ Laughs ] 189 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:36,000 So, um, Boris... 190 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,510 So, um, Boris... 191 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:40,183 How long have you been with the 192 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:40,971 company? 193 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,004 Uh, just a couple weeks. 194 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:42,430 Uh, just a couple weeks. 195 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:43,313 Ms. Helen, I'll see you later. 196 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:45,639 Yeah, okay. 197 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,995 Bye, baby. 198 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:48,310 Bye, baby. 199 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:50,524 Mm, mm, mm. 200 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,895 All hooched up and nowhere 201 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:53,652 to go. 202 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:54,003 Whatever. 203 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:54,230 Whatever. 204 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:55,317 I'll see him next time. 205 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:56,611 Won't make a difference. 206 00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:58,074 See, you young girls don't know 207 00:03:58,154 --> 00:03:59,324 how to get a man. 208 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:00,002 Oh, yeah, and you do? 209 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,120 Oh, yeah, and you do? 210 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:03,079 Raise your hand if you got 211 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:04,739 some last night. 212 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:09,922 Honey, trust me. 213 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:10,829 Try this. 214 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:11,997 You smile, you see stare man in 215 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:12,340 you smile, you see stare man in 216 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:15,298 his eyes, and then you agree 217 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:16,300 with whatever he says. 218 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,001 Okay? 219 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:18,130 Okay? 220 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:19,426 I call that 221 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,759 "the eye and comply." 222 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:23,054 Ms. Helen, that's no 223 00:04:23,137 --> 00:04:23,997 different than the touch 224 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:24,180 different than the touch 225 00:04:24,263 --> 00:04:24,933 and giggle. 226 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:26,394 See, that's another thing 227 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:27,934 wrong with you young girls. 228 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:28,887 You don't listen. 229 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:29,997 No grown woman needs to touch 230 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,730 no grown woman needs to touch 231 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,063 or giggle. 232 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:35,977 Ugh. 233 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,486 Hello. 234 00:04:41,572 --> 00:04:42,002 Nice day, isn't it? 235 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:42,700 Nice day, isn't it? 236 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,832 Yes, the nicest. 237 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:50,423 I'm sorry. 238 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:59,007 Hmm, who knew. 239 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,000 Okay, now the trick to 240 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:00,590 Okay, now the trick to 241 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:02,465 kneading dough -- ah -- is you 242 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:03,512 got to be aggressive, right. 243 00:05:03,594 --> 00:05:05,304 If you're too gentle, it won't 244 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:05,998 mix thoroughly. 245 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:06,890 Mix thoroughly. 246 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:09,393 All right, hands warmed up? 247 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:10,095 Check. 248 00:05:10,184 --> 00:05:11,944 All floured up, ready to go? 249 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:12,650 Check. 250 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:13,689 All right, ladies, start 251 00:05:13,771 --> 00:05:16,691 kneading. 252 00:05:16,774 --> 00:05:17,614 No, no, no, you're not 253 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:18,002 massaging it. 254 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:18,820 Massaging it. 255 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:19,941 Knead it. 256 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:20,648 Show it who's boss. 257 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,987 I'm the boss, dough! 258 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:24,002 You don't know who you're 259 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:24,240 You don't know who you're 260 00:05:24,323 --> 00:05:25,033 messing with! 261 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:26,116 There you go. 262 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:26,830 Ah ha ha. 263 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:28,199 What is going on in here? 264 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:29,696 Showing the girls their way 265 00:05:29,787 --> 00:05:29,997 around the kitchen. 266 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:30,830 Around the kitchen. 267 00:05:30,913 --> 00:05:33,003 Yeah, beating up some dough. 268 00:05:33,082 --> 00:05:34,382 This feels weird. 269 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,379 I like it. 270 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:36,000 [ Laughs ] 271 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,170 [ Laughs ] 272 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:38,213 Can I help, honey? 273 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:39,006 Of course. 274 00:05:39,088 --> 00:05:40,338 Nobody eats for free around 275 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:41,093 these parts. 276 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,004 You can start chopping 277 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:42,340 you can start chopping 278 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:43,085 vegetables. 279 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,586 I'm going to chop it up. 280 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:45,847 Dad, found an 281 00:05:45,928 --> 00:05:47,468 extracurricular activity. 282 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:47,995 I'm going to do rhythmic 283 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,060 I'm going to do rhythmic 284 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,640 gymnastics. 285 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:00,003 What's that? 286 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,360 What's that? 287 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:02,284 It's -- 288 00:06:02,361 --> 00:06:04,571 i-i-i don't know, but I'll look 289 00:06:04,655 --> 00:06:05,235 it up. 290 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:06,003 I'll look it up. 291 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:06,530 I'll look it up. 292 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:09,036 You look ridiculous. 293 00:06:09,118 --> 00:06:10,288 I know, my tights are a 294 00:06:10,369 --> 00:06:11,659 little loose in the hip, 295 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:11,996 but other than that, I look 296 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,210 but other than that, I look 297 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:15,119 great, right? 298 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,538 I was going to sign up for 299 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:17,996 wrestling, but then I thought to 300 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:18,340 wrestling, but then I thought to 301 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:20,169 myself, how can I use that in 302 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:21,094 everyday life? 303 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,422 And you can use rhythmic 304 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:23,167 gymnastics? 305 00:06:23,257 --> 00:06:23,997 My coach said the tendon 306 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:24,840 My coach said the tendon 307 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:26,426 strength my forearms make me 308 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:27,851 a natural ball roller. 309 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:28,549 Check this out. 310 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,520 [ Laughs ] Nice. 311 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:36,003 That was nice. 312 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:36,730 That was nice. 313 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:37,653 That was not nice. 314 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,570 It was cute. 315 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:40,649 And if I develop the tendon 316 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:42,003 strength, I can become a faster 317 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:42,860 strength, I can become a faster 318 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:43,534 texter. 319 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:44,821 It's a win/win, right dad? 320 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:45,914 What do you think? 321 00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:46,778 I think you didn't do what 322 00:06:46,864 --> 00:06:48,004 I told you to do. 323 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:48,280 I told you to do. 324 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:49,526 You said pick an activity. 325 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:50,987 I said I wanted you to be 326 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,327 more physically active, Keenan. 327 00:06:52,411 --> 00:06:54,001 You know how demanding 328 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:54,620 You know how demanding 329 00:06:54,705 --> 00:06:57,995 this is? 330 00:06:58,084 --> 00:06:58,884 I think, once again, you're 331 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,000 trying to get over. 332 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:00,130 Trying to get over. 333 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:01,171 But that's all right. 334 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,594 Tomorrow morning, we're going 335 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,052 back to that recreation center, 336 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:04,972 and you're going to sign up for 337 00:07:05,049 --> 00:07:05,999 a real sport. 338 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:06,090 A real sport. 339 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:07,045 But -- 340 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:07,885 But nothing. 341 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:09,389 And before you ask, no, you 342 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:10,930 can't keep the uniform. 343 00:07:11,013 --> 00:07:12,003 These tights are very 344 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:12,350 These tights are very 345 00:07:12,431 --> 00:07:15,771 comfortable. 346 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:16,852 Alex, rhythmic gymnastics is 347 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:17,996 real sport. 348 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:18,310 Real sport. 349 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:19,646 Gymnastics is real sport. 350 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:20,730 This is something nobody's ever 351 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:22,145 heard of. 352 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:23,533 There's a lot of people who 353 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:23,999 would disagree. 354 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:24,400 Would disagree. 355 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:26,235 Well, Keenan is not one of 356 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:27,070 those people. 357 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:28,655 He's just trying to get over. 358 00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:29,999 Maybe we shouldn't assume 359 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:30,030 Maybe we shouldn't assume 360 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:30,986 what's in his head. 361 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:31,865 I mean, he might really enjoy 362 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:33,081 rhythmic gymnastics. 363 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:34,751 Come on, Carla, it's the same 364 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:35,409 story. 365 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:35,996 He doesn't apply himself, 366 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:36,410 he doesn't apply himself, 367 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:37,327 and you enable him. 368 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:38,665 Enable him? 369 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:39,539 By supporting him? 370 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,165 Exactly. 371 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:42,002 The boy takes the easy way out 372 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:42,630 the boy takes the easy way out 373 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:43,802 because you let him. 374 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:44,880 Okay, you know what, I just 375 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,924 told you it's a real sport, 376 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:47,998 and you say it's not. 377 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:48,180 And you say it's not. 378 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:49,389 I say I'm supporting him, 379 00:07:49,468 --> 00:07:51,098 and you say I'm enabling him. 380 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:51,889 Clearly, you have all of 381 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,931 the answers, Alex, so I don't 382 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:55,555 know what the point in us having 383 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:57,771 this conversation is. 384 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:06,003 Have the twins left for 385 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:06,780 Have the twins left for 386 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:07,901 school already? 387 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,157 Yeah. 388 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:14,044 Thank you for cooking 389 00:08:14,118 --> 00:08:14,908 breakfast so I could have that 390 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:16,254 teleconference. 391 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,079 I just put it in the toaster 392 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,003 oven. 393 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:18,160 Oven. 394 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:19,327 I guess I took the easy way out 395 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:20,075 of cooking. 396 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,036 It was good, mommy. 397 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:22,035 Aw, thanks, sweetie. 398 00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:22,956 You want to go upstairs and get 399 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:24,004 dressed? 400 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:24,300 Dressed? 401 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:25,588 Okay. 402 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:27,591 Okay, bye-bye. 403 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:30,003 I guess I could have toasted you 404 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:30,510 I guess I could have toasted you 405 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:32,053 some breakfast, too. 406 00:08:32,136 --> 00:08:34,216 But you know, I wouldn't want to 407 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:35,995 you get used to that and think I 408 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:36,390 you get used to that and think I 409 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,314 was enabling you. 410 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:39,642 [ Chuckles ] Okay. 411 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,147 Let's clear the air. 412 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:41,999 Maybe there are some things I 413 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,060 maybe there are some things I 414 00:08:43,147 --> 00:08:44,937 said last night that I didn't 415 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:45,574 mean. 416 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:46,570 Okay, fine. 417 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:48,001 What I heard you say is that 418 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:48,530 what I heard you say is that 419 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:50,451 rhythmic gymnastics is not a 420 00:08:50,529 --> 00:08:53,319 real sport, that Keenan was 421 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:53,997 lazy, and there was no way he 422 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,330 lazy, and there was no way he 423 00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:56,489 would really like it, and I was 424 00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:58,657 enabling him by supporting him. 425 00:08:58,746 --> 00:08:59,996 So which part of that didn't you 426 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,620 so which part of that didn't you 427 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:02,246 mean? 428 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,383 I guess I mean all of those 429 00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:04,039 things. 430 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:05,126 Mm, great, so I'm glad we 431 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:05,961 cleared the air. 432 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:06,705 Carla, hear me out, 433 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:09,716 all right? 434 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,549 Look, I don't know how to be 435 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:12,004 copilot when your support is the 436 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,720 copilot when your support is the 437 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:15,643 exact opposite of how I feel. 438 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:16,721 Well, why didn't you just say 439 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:17,996 that, Alex? 440 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,390 That, Alex? 441 00:09:18,474 --> 00:09:19,524 Because I was upset. 442 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:20,890 You know how I grew up. 443 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:21,977 If I ever stepped out of line, 444 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:24,001 my father would immediately pull 445 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,310 my father would immediately pull 446 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:25,937 me back, and my mother would let 447 00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:27,483 him because her philosophy was 448 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,277 "let that man raise that boy." 449 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,000 When I get upset, I fall back on 450 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,900 when I get upset, I fall back on 451 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:31,817 that philosophy. 452 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:38,661 Are you guys done fighting? 453 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,374 Baby, we are not fighting. 454 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:41,044 Okay. 455 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,002 I just thought I'd give you guys 456 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,830 I just thought I'd give you guys 457 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:43,785 a few minutes. 458 00:09:43,874 --> 00:09:45,584 Well, it seems like you need 459 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:46,668 a few more minutes, 'cause you 460 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:48,002 didn't get dressed. 461 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:48,550 Didn't get dressed. 462 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:51,009 Go upstairs and get dressed. 463 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:53,997 I love you. 464 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,050 I love you. 465 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:56,966 I love you, too. 466 00:09:57,054 --> 00:09:58,264 But you're wrong. 467 00:09:58,347 --> 00:09:59,557 But we can just agree to 468 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:00,000 disagree. 469 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,310 Disagree. 470 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:00,981 Done. 471 00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:03,018 Still don't have any water. 472 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:03,942 You know I called that man last 473 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,310 week. 474 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:05,996 I guess I'll get some New York 475 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,150 I guess I'll get some New York 476 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:07,230 tap from the spigot. 477 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:08,185 Mm-hmm. 478 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,364 Hey. 479 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,112 Sorry it took me so long to get 480 00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:11,743 here. 481 00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:11,999 The water demand has been 482 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,240 the water demand has been 483 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:14,861 unusually high this season. 484 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:15,657 It's okay. 485 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:18,000 I totally understand. 486 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,830 I totally understand. 487 00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:20,869 Really? 488 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:22,043 Oh, yeah, and we probably 489 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,291 shouldn't wait till we get so 490 00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:24,002 low to call. 491 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:27,920 Low to call. 492 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:29,302 Hey. 493 00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:29,998 We haven't met. 494 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,460 We haven't met. 495 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:32,627 I'm James. 496 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,215 Oh, my pleasure. 497 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,090 Gabriella. 498 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:35,996 Well, have a good day... 499 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,050 Well, have a good day... 500 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:37,926 Gabriella. 501 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:40,142 Oh, thank you. 502 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:47,146 [ Laughs ] 503 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:47,809 Nice! 504 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:47,997 Oh, my god, did I just witness 505 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,270 oh, my god, did I just witness 506 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:50,317 a love connection? 507 00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:51,729 Oh, I don't know, but I got 508 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:52,487 skills, huh? 509 00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:53,318 You sure do. 510 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:54,002 Oh, he's so cute. 511 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,240 Oh, he's so cute. 512 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,030 Oh, he's adorable. 513 00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:57,993 You got the empties? 514 00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,744 Yep. 515 00:10:59,825 --> 00:10:59,995 Uh, Gabriella? 516 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,290 Uh, Gabriella? 517 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,000 Hey, I was wondering, do you 518 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,870 think it's possible I could get 519 00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:05,996 your number? 520 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,750 Your number? 521 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:07,752 Oh, yeah, sure. 522 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:11,343 Oh. 523 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:12,000 Write it on this parking ticket. 524 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,050 Write it on this parking ticket. 525 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:15,970 [ Chuckles ] 526 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,640 Because you have got fine 527 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:17,998 written all over you. 528 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,260 Written all over you. 529 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,755 Okay, now, that was corny. 530 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,466 But I'll let it slide 'cause 531 00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:23,386 you're so cute. 532 00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:24,004 Thank you. 533 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,520 Thank you. 534 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:25,980 I'll call you later? 535 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,600 Okay. 536 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:36,822 [ Laughs ] 537 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:39,284 You are on fire! 538 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,445 I know. 539 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,033 Look at you. 540 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:41,997 So you finally took my advice 541 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,790 so you finally took my advice 542 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,999 and tried the eye and comply. 543 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,580 Well, maybe he just likes me. 544 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:47,995 Oh, please. 545 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,370 Oh, please. 546 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:49,127 Are you going to tell me you 547 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,328 weren't standing there 548 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:51,418 eyeballing that man? 549 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,052 Okay, well, even if I was, it 550 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:53,999 wasn't because of anything 551 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,340 wasn't because of anything 552 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:55,052 you said. 553 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,261 Okay, well, let me give you 554 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:57,170 some more advice to claim you're 555 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,548 not using. 556 00:11:58,634 --> 00:11:59,724 That guy has problems. 557 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:00,002 You might want to walk away. 558 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,800 You might want to walk away. 559 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,636 Ms. Helen, do you know him? 560 00:12:02,721 --> 00:12:04,771 I don't need to. 561 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:05,999 I saw how he invaded her space, 562 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,680 I saw how he invaded her space, 563 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,227 then hovered over her. 564 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,730 It's a true sign of being 565 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,652 a little clingy or a lot crazy. 566 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:12,000 Ms. Helen. 567 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,730 Ms. Helen. 568 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,725 Okay, how can you tell all 569 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,687 that by just looking at him? 570 00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:17,997 Let me tell you, experience 571 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,780 Let me tell you, experience 572 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,663 trumps intelligence when it 573 00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:21,699 comes to matters of heart. 574 00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:23,872 But you know what? 575 00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:24,001 You do you, I'll do me. 576 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,830 You do you, I'll do me. 577 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:28,120 [ Squeals ] 578 00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:29,995 I told you, I got this. 579 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,420 I told you, I got this. 580 00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:38,915 Okay, class, gather around. 581 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:39,968 We're going to have a little 582 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,550 demonstration. 583 00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:41,995 Henry, let's see your floor 584 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,510 Henry, let's see your floor 585 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,676 exercises. 586 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,456 All right. 587 00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:16,673 Which one of you would like to 588 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:17,424 go next? 589 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:17,995 Keenan? 590 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,930 Keenan? 591 00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:21,758 Come on. 592 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:24,002 Come on, Keenan, you got it. 593 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,600 Come on, Keenan, you got it. 594 00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:25,178 You're good. 595 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:28,472 [ Chuckles ] 596 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,999 There you go. 597 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,360 There you go. 598 00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:45,242 Ms. Helen... 599 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,704 Who are all these flowers for? 600 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:47,995 Oh, you. 601 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,250 Oh, you. 602 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,459 That water head boy, James, has 603 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,000 been bringing them every few 604 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,420 been bringing them every few 605 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,130 minutes. 606 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,499 "Drip, drip, drip. 607 00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,996 I'd really like to kiss your 608 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,210 I'd really like to kiss your 609 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,257 lip. 610 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,880 Water is good, but it's not 611 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:03,547 punch. 612 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,434 Stay close to the bathroom if 613 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:06,001 you drink too much." 614 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,140 You drink too much." 615 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:09,640 Okay, this has got to stop. 616 00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:10,103 I know. 617 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,812 He can't even rhyme. 618 00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:12,002 [ Sighs ] 619 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,980 [ Sighs ] 620 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,441 So, you want to stand there 621 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,002 and tell me that you didn't use 622 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,770 and tell me that you didn't use 623 00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:21,317 the eye and comply on that boy? 624 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,452 Huh? Huh? Huh? 625 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:23,999 Okay. 626 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,110 Okay. 627 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,276 I knew it, I knew it. 628 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,124 If you had listened to me, I 629 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,158 could have told you this -- 630 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,542 Okay, okay, Ms. Helen. 631 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:29,998 What do I do now? 632 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,490 What do I do now? 633 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,998 Wait, wait, you going to cut 634 00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:33,749 me off, you want me to talk now. 635 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,121 I'm so confused, I don't know 636 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:35,867 what to do. 637 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:35,998 Please, Ms. Helen. 638 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,670 Please, Ms. Helen. 639 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:39,962 Say it in Spanish. 640 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,995 Por favor, Ms. Helen. 641 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,090 Por favor, Ms. Helen. 642 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,722 Mean it in Spanish. 643 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,140 [ Sighs ] 644 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:47,999 [ Chuckles ] Fine. 645 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,640 [ Chuckles ] Fine. 646 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,893 Por favor, doña Helen. 647 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:53,995 Okay. 648 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,810 Okay. 649 00:14:54,893 --> 00:14:57,103 [ Laughs ] 650 00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:59,997 There's only one way to beat 651 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,270 there's only one way to beat 652 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:00,977 this. 653 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,566 The propose and dispose. 654 00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:06,002 The what? 655 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,950 The what? 656 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:11,042 Propose and dispose. 657 00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:11,998 You have to match his energy, 658 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,250 you have to match his energy, 659 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,830 and then you tell him you want 660 00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:18,004 to get married. 661 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,080 To get married. 662 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,417 Okay, that's crazy. 663 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,922 I don't want to marry him. 664 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:23,995 Drip, drip, drip. 665 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,380 Drip, drip, drip. 666 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,998 Here comes the bride. 667 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,180 Here comes the bride. 668 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,562 See, I can't rhyme either. 669 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,766 Yeah, you guys are here, 670 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,234 and dad and I will sit here. 671 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,324 Dad, I'm confused. 672 00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:41,998 I thought you didn't want to see 673 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,400 I thought you didn't want to see 674 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,233 Keenan dance in his underwear. 675 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,028 I don't. 676 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,570 No, no, sweetie, it's not 677 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:47,284 underwear. 678 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,003 They're tights, okay? 679 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:48,410 They're tights, okay? 680 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,319 It's not funny. 681 00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:50,366 Whatever, it looks like 682 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:51,529 something you would sleep in. 683 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,117 Kaci, come on, don't do that. 684 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,002 Keenan does not make fun of your 685 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,200 Keenan does not make fun of your 686 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,616 sports. 687 00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:56,664 Don't make fun of his. 688 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:57,327 Okay, I'm sorry. 689 00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:58,874 You're right, this is a sport. 690 00:15:58,957 --> 00:15:59,997 Very important. 691 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,500 Very important. 692 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,134 Yeah, a stupid one. 693 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,211 Keenan, what are you doing 694 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,505 here? 695 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:05,378 Why aren't you back there 696 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,004 with your team? 697 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,800 With your team? 698 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,132 I don't want to do this 699 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:08,837 anymore. 700 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,386 This whole class doesn't make 701 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,009 sense. 702 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:11,995 I'm going to look foolish. 703 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,350 I'm going to look foolish. 704 00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:13,389 Oh, Keenan, listen, man, I 705 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,972 owe you an apology. 706 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,477 I no longer think this is 707 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:17,138 foolish. 708 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:17,996 When I came to practice the 709 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:18,600 when I came to practice the 710 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:19,936 other day, I could see how 711 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,020 difficult this is. 712 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,105 So if you don't want to do this 713 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:23,999 because you think I'm going to 714 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,730 because you think I'm going to 715 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,067 think you're a fool, no. 716 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,651 I know how hard this is. 717 00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:29,026 Thought you'd make me quit 718 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,003 long before you figured that 719 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,610 long before you figured that 720 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:31,198 out. 721 00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:32,371 Keenan, it's okay if you 722 00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:33,199 make a mistake. 723 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:34,123 No, it's not. 724 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,541 I'm going to look stupid. 725 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:35,999 Look, if it's bothering you 726 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:36,950 Look, if it's bothering you 727 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:38,537 that much, Keenan, we're not 728 00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:39,872 going to make you do it. 729 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:40,537 It's your decision. 730 00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,004 It's my decision? 731 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,210 It's my decision? 732 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:42,922 Yes. 733 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,501 Cool, let's go home. 734 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:45,166 No, no, no, no. 735 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,514 You made a commitment. 736 00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:47,999 You got to follow through. 737 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,340 You got to follow through. 738 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,585 But, dad, people have cameras 739 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,337 in here. 740 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,998 I can mess up, and it can end up 741 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,600 I can mess up, and it can end up 742 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,260 on the Internet. 743 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,467 And you shouldn't worry about 744 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:58,638 what strangers think. 745 00:16:58,726 --> 00:16:59,976 Look, you heard your mother. 746 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,440 It's okay if you mess up. 747 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,310 Now, we feel that way because 748 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:03,686 we're your family. 749 00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,572 But I think you would really be 750 00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:05,999 a fool to walk away from an 751 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,440 a fool to walk away from an 752 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,645 opportunity to show what you can 753 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,146 really do in front of people who 754 00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:11,737 love you just because you're 755 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:12,002 scared. 756 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,240 Scared. 757 00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:16,294 But it's still my decision? 758 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:17,368 Of course. 759 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,003 Okay, let's go home. 760 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000 Okay, let's go home. 761 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,789 Son, quitting is taking 762 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:22,424 the easy way out. 763 00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:23,999 You have worked too hard to give 764 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,170 you have worked too hard to give 765 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:25,882 up now. 766 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,961 So what you're going to have to 767 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,087 do is man up, go out there, 768 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,003 and juggle that ball like a pro. 769 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,090 And juggle that ball like a pro. 770 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,086 You hear me? 771 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:33,967 Yeah, I got it. 772 00:17:34,052 --> 00:17:34,852 I can't hear you. 773 00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:35,758 Yeah, I got it. 774 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:35,996 All right. 775 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,810 All right. 776 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:37,929 Now show me your game face. 777 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:38,765 What time is it? 778 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:39,479 It's game time, man. 779 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:40,638 What time is it? 780 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:41,766 Game time. 781 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:42,002 What time is it? 782 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,690 What time is it? 783 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,940 Game time! 784 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,483 Take these, dad? 785 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:47,996 You got it. 786 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,110 You got it. 787 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,782 You know, I always imagined 788 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,651 giving that speech when he was 789 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,998 at the free throw line about to 790 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,620 at the free throw line about to 791 00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,488 make the winning basket at the 792 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:57,325 final four. 793 00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,159 You could always give that 794 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,004 speech to me. 795 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,120 Speech to me. 796 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,964 You're absolutely right. 797 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,630 [ Applause ] 798 00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:18,003 [ Techno music playing ] 799 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,720 [ Techno music playing ] 800 00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:45,082 [ Alex laughs ] 801 00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:46,995 Yes! 802 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,004 Whoo! Whoo! 803 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,210 Whoo! Whoo! 804 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:53,999 Hey, baby. 805 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,550 Hey, baby. 806 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:59,995 Oh, I missed you, papi. 807 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,430 Oh, I missed you, papi. 808 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,564 Really? 809 00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,731 Because I missed you, too. 810 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,000 Bam! 811 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,520 Bam! 812 00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:08,233 Oh! [Giggles] 813 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,233 Papi. 814 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:10,895 Yeah? 815 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,003 Why are we playing these 816 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,110 Why are we playing these 817 00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:12,992 games? 818 00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:13,738 I mean, we love each other. 819 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,489 We should just go to Vegas and 820 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,241 get married. 821 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,781 What? 822 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:17,995 Yeah, I mean, I'm not getting 823 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,450 Yeah, I mean, I'm not getting 824 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:20,583 any younger, and we need to get 825 00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,949 started if I'm going to have six 826 00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:23,576 kids! 827 00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:24,002 Wow, six kids? 828 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,250 Wow, six kids? 829 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:25,659 Yeah. 830 00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,327 Me, too. 831 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,996 Baby, you and I, we -- we here. 832 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,130 Baby, you and I, we -- we here. 833 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,550 Oh, my gosh, I want you to 834 00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:32,378 talk to my mom. 835 00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:33,262 Wait a minute. 836 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,378 Wait a minute, wait a sec. 837 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:35,134 No, no, no. 838 00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:35,995 I can talk to her in a minute. 839 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,380 I can talk to her in a minute. 840 00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:37,756 I want you to talk to my mom 841 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:38,393 first. 842 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:39,638 Let me just go down to the truck 843 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,720 and get my cell phone. 844 00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:41,644 I'll be right back. 845 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:42,002 Okay. 846 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:42,470 Okay. 847 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:45,886 Ah! 848 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,636 Wow! 849 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:47,998 Six kids. 850 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,770 Six kids. 851 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,000 I'm going to take the stairs. 852 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,610 I'm going to take the stairs. 853 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:55,283 Okay. 854 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,530 Don't you move. 855 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,492 Wow! 856 00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:00,003 Ugh, do you see that? 857 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,700 Ugh, do you see that? 858 00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:01,582 Now he wants me to talk to his 859 00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:02,778 mom. 860 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:03,908 Your little nursery book story 861 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,124 rhymes didn't work, Ms. Helen. 862 00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:06,003 Honey, he ain't coming back. 863 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,330 Honey, he ain't coming back. 864 00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:09,955 Okay, what's up with 865 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:10,962 the water guy? 866 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,003 He almost knocked me down 867 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,460 he almost knocked me down 868 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,094 running for the stairs. 869 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,381 See, he's not thirsty 870 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,505 anymore. 871 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:18,001 I told you. 872 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,930 I told you. 873 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,219 I said it. 874 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:23,999 It's harder than you think, 875 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,680 It's harder than you think, 876 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:25,925 right? 877 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:26,806 Yeah, I never thought a pair 878 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,392 of rings would be this hard to 879 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,137 maneuver. 880 00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:29,997 Yeah. 881 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,440 Yeah. 882 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,650 I think I'm doing this right. 883 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,999 ♪ ah ah ah ah ♪ 884 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:42,990 ♪ ah ah ah ah ♪ 885 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,075 ♪ ah ah ah ah ♪ 886 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,370 ♪ ah ah ah ♪ 887 00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:57,295 ♪ Ah ah ah ♪ 888 00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:00,001 ♪ ah ah ah ah ♪ 889 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,300 ♪ ah ah ah ah ♪ 890 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:04,175 ♪ ah ah ah ah ♪ 891 00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:05,812 ♪ ah ah ah ♪ 892 00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:05,999 ♪ ah ah ah ah ♪ 893 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:06,890 ♪ ah ah ah ah ♪ 894 00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:11,490 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0